blogging, body language, lifestyle

Body Language, Eating Out & Handshakes. 

So, I was Sat having a meal at a pub with the Mrs. A steak, it was delicious. The Mrs wasn’t so keen after finding a big chunk of fat on her steak. She didn’t say nothing though, well at least her mouth didn’t.

The bar lady came over and asked how the meal was. I said, great, cheers. My wife said it was lovely, thanks. I noticed a twitch in her shoulder as she said it. I already new she was lieing.

I did a little digging and came across clusters. Now,  clusters are when people try to lie and fake the whole face thing. But, the human body knows better and responds to the lieing in a different way, I. E. Twitching, leg, hand gestures.

The other things I read about are handshakes. Now, we all know that old battle of a firmer handshake, alpha male and all that crap. But there is things like photo donimation. If you are on the left hand side (looking at the photo) you appear to be the more dominant, especially with handshakes, take a look..

Ok, some player is going to try and stop the left hand character, being more dominant, how can he do it? Like this…

Putin moves his hand further up with a tight grip, making Obama look like the donimated. Also it can create moments of awkwardness, like this..

 Now Putin is getting owned, so what does he do? Adds another hand, giving more power to him but also making them look like a cute couple. Awkward, but Putin comes out trumps. (Silly political joke not intended). 

I am not big on politics, but I find they are the best examples for handshakes. 

Watch out for clusters, handshakes and fatty steak! 


A week in the life of me #1

So this week has been a weird one,  I have been quite an introvert this week, Family has been the main player. Wednesday I went up town with the wife and kid, got off the bus, and realised we left little ones coat on the bus! Nooooooo (slow motion) moment!

 I took some alleys running through the city of York like a madman to catch the bus, everybody watching me curiously, I got there held the bus down, mission complete. Running for a purpose is so much better than running without, well that’s what I told myself as I was  walking back feeling like a hero. 

So, the same day I had my maths exam. I was in a room with just a woman and me for 2 hours, very quiet as you’d expect. And call me a child, but I’m quite a talker and not keen on silence. So,  I’m Sat there and I couldn’t help but notice her stomach grumble an hour through the exam. I wanted to burst out laughing, how immatre am I?  Tehehe. 

Thanks for checking out my previous post word of the week, I started it on Instagram before I found blogging and it helps me learn too! I also have some funny ideas to promote your blogs! I can’t wait to get started! Oooh me being cheeky again, peace people. 

How was your week? Any highlights?